<span style=\'color:#000000\'>The International World News Agency has reported that a world-wide catostrophic event is unfolding with the advent of the discovery of thousands of dead pre-pubescent teens.

Yes, the rumor is true that many have been found with their mommies panty hose around their necks after hanging themselves in their closets. The strangest, yet unexplained discovery is that each of them had an Age of Umpires CD ROM tightly clenched in their mouths.

Undisclosed sources have informed us that Johnnie Cochran has been revived from the dead to institute a class action law-suit, by the parents of these unfortunate children, against Enslamble Studios and the Microslab Network, which allegedly caused this tragedy by creating an addictive game and on-line game site.

In an interview with Mr. Cochran, he stated that MSN & ES deliberately manipulated the minds of our youth through addictive entrapment and then abandoned them by shutting down the MSN Gone Zone in a greedy attempt to force them to purchase yet another less attractive alternative (AOU 3).

All attempts to interview Phill Grates have been fruitless and it is rumored that he has stepped down as the CEO of Microslab.

The Director of Enslamble Studios (name withheld by request) has stated that corporate greed did not play a part in the demise of the Gone Zone. He said that he felt that it had become a "Moron Magnet," inhabited by hackers and floodtards and that the world would now be a better place without them. h34r:

And dem's da facts - believe it or NOT!!! :lol: </span>

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That's kinda funny....
. but mostly lame.

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I vote lame.

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i third the lame vote

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:mellow: super lame

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Uber Lame.

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lametastic =]

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hmm...what are we on? the 5th?the 6th? or what here?ok yeah its about the 6th, i 6th that :lol:

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7th it : )

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it was actually pretty funny.

nice job axe.

the aboce think its lame because they are sufferers, its ok lads make the most of the time u have left :lol:

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coming from a douche who spent half his life hosting dm tourneys makes it even more lame.

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^ agrees with sl4

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lol that's what I thought 1st time I read it... (coming from him? wtf...) lol

I think sap is all alone... lol
nobody likes it.
SaP just wanted to make some "good" comeback which turned out lame as well!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You have proved my point.

Withdrawals are a drag - eh? :lol:

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pointing out the irony of some stupid **** that spent half his life playing aok criticizing others for playing aok "proved your point" ?

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why is everybody mean to ax dread :S

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He never plays. Just sits around and spams the DM rooms.

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mega lame
*just to blend in*

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and all you ****wits proved his point by defending urselves and calling it lame :lol:

he does have a point tho, to be totally honest, since zone has been gone, what have all you aok'ers been doing during the day?

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Ehh just to clarify, it is a blessing, when I said Lame I meant the way he said it was lame.



And I havent played AOE in two years and I've been working every day. lol

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and all you ****wits proved his point by defending urselves and calling it lame :lol:

he does have a point tho, to be totally honest, since zone has been gone, what have all you aok'ers been doing during the day? [/b][/quote]
starting flame wars for the most part, aka what's starting to happen.

And before it starts, all are warned to knock it off ahead of time.

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eh you don't find it lame that someone who spent half his life hosting dm tourneys typed a page long essay to call other people nerds?

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havent palyed aok in two years as well.
idk what i do everyday, it varies

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do they have to be of you winning for it to turn you on?

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or you could just play an emp member, try your hardest and still loose.

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