Heya. o_O

I'm not really new to these forums, I just tend to stay inside the KnightOnline forums. But anyways. I'm 37 years old, single and looking for a wife/sex slave. I work as a janitor in McDonalds. I enjoy playing cricket and ping-pong. I live on a diet of penguin and various exotic insects.

A bit about my history. I have been in jail twice for sexual assaunt on minors and rape. But please, forget that for now. I'm here to be your friend. So, how about giving me your phone number, address, full name, and social security number? I can tell that we're going to be a great couple.

... =P

Yeah. Um. That's all bull I pulled out of my bum. So, uh.. hello, everybody. xD

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maybe you can pick me up from daycare one day and take me back to your place.

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ROFL, welcome noob.

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