During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."

The teacher fainted......

__________________
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8009/vgoadmincf0.gif
x x

LoL XD

__________________
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (_zXIi7uIi7eXz_ @ Aug 15 2006, 03:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>i played ko for about 3 days n got to lvl150 sumin</td></tr></table><div class='signature'>
http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/4527/ko48iz2fh.gif
http://www.ff-fan.com/chartest/banners/sephiroth.jpg
----------------------------------------------
GangsterGreed - Make Money Online by Completing Surveys and Offers
----------------------------------------------

LMAO PWNT!

__________________
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...2/waffler3.png
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Waffler,...f,2,000000.png

that was so funny :lol:

__________________
http://www.kodb.info/uskonpclan6.php...Y,1182,2,6.png