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Old 11-08-2004, 09:07 PM
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its about time sumone other than enforcer put a topic in here :P

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"Never choose between 2 good things, take both" —anonymous
"Never test the depth of a river with both feet." —African proverb


*note: they dont have to be "never" quotes and if u see one improperly quoted mention it.
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lol about time someone made a topic other than me other than just to spam a topic :P

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and shhh i dont care if you dont wanna "kill the topic by posting more than 1" theres endless quotes everywhere and i wanted to get those 2 in before anyone stole em :P
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Jules : There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
^^ best quote ever Pulp Fiction ;D
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jus a thought .. this is in the "jokes" section so get some funny quotes people!

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it was sposed to be for funny quotes... but im not gonna argue about anyone posting interesting quotes.


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and for those who have seen the movie Independace Day
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u just can't beat god vanishing in a puff of logic!
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i just saw this ...so here goes:
"u better hope kbesse doesnt see that or we'll hear him claim hes perfect for the 80th time " styles
"i think you forgot a few 0's more like the 800th time.. or the 8000th.. ive heard him say it so much that ... i dunno what but yeah" smurf

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woo i love that quote lmao cant remember where i put it though :S
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man i had a few more quotes that i was gonna put on here but i forget em now.. theres jus so much stuff on vogn worth quoting :P
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i just saw this ...so here goes:
"u better hope kbesse doesnt see that or we'll hear him claim hes perfect for the 80th time " styles
"i think you forgot a few 0's more like the 800th time.. or the 8000th.. ive heard him say it so much that ... i dunno what but yeah" smurf
ummm. kbesse... i said try not to misquote ppl
it was me who said "u better hope kbesse doesnt see that or we'll hear him claim hes perfect for the 80th time"

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my bad shadow...:s i thought it was styles...

here goes a good one....last time ill talk bout thelords/ssa that way tho :s was just too fun.,

"Why Didnt SSA owned TheLords in war ?" (Me)
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ok i just watched this movie on tv and i had to post this quote

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All i can rly say is..get a life ? :s lol
thats funny coming from you :P spend most of your time tryin to convince people that you re sexy or cute or some *
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