my convo


Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
wonderful
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
yup
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yoyoyoyo
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
:\
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
sexxxxx
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
scotland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in scotland.
Me:
im a loser
God:
You are a loser? Is that your job?
Me:
nope its just me xD
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK I will call you xD.
Me:
xD
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
play ko
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
a game
God:
What game?
Me:
www.knightonlineworld.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
YES
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, xD.
Me:
why do people die
God:
People are organic biological enitities.
Me:
why is riot gay
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
to serve your god
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
make me immortal
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
1 god
God:
One what?
Me:
1 god
God:
One what?
Me:
1 god
God:
One what?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
hell yeha
God:
I call it "Hades". Are we still talking about DIE?
Me:
hit said hell
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
*****
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
my spelling
God:
Where did you get your spelling?
Me:
in school
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
i didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well you thought adam wouldnt have taken the apple from that tree now didnt you
God:
Well that's okay. Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
****ing hell
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
robcop
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
robocop
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
:|
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
:/
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
;o
God:
Oh.
Me:
your worse than sweje
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am worse than sweje.
Me:
k xD
God:
Are you still located in scotland?
Me:
no i move
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: xD said move.
Me:
woooooooooooo
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
im a canaible
God:
You are a canaible? How do you like your work?
Me:
:s
God:
:-).
Me:
=-)
God:
:-).
Me:
bb
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
im very original
God:
Why are you original.
Me:
later nig
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never!
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
mm hmm
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
bender from futurama
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
later
God:
Bye!
Me:
LOVE U God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.





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edit forgot to post link stupid me

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

kinda funny i got some funny stuff.

Me:
do you wanna have my babys?
God:
If I had your babys what would I do with it?


Me:
will i ever win the lotto?
God:
Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Ask again later.

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Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
does your mom no your gay?
God:
People don't usually ask me about it.
Me:
well im asking u
God:
How about that. OK you can ask me.
Me:
i just did *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. When? What's your sign?
Me:
my sign is huge..
God:
Yes, it is very big.
Me:
my wang?
God:
Do robots have wang?
Me:
do u get wang?
God:
I have gotten wang.
Me:
ewww ur a freak god
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
is ur mom?
God:
Is my mom? Guess.
Me:
shes a student?
God:
a student is she?
Me:
is she?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
cybelle?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ur dad
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
thats not what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
i said are u black?
God:
What did you mean by it? I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
so ur hispanic?
God:
Hey. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hispanic.
Me:
do i care ;] ?
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about *****s *****s and more *****s ;]
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
i like katrina hurricanes
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I like the Bible.
Me:
i like big cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
well i dont care
God:
Interesting. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
u already asked me that dumb head
God:
Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking it, what did you say again?
Me:
shut up analface
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thats what i thought....jesus is cooler then u
God:
How did you know that? Did you go to Catholic school?

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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Riot
God:
Hi, Riot.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I already told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. I don't judge people.
Me:
kk
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Well, where are you?
God:
Well that's okay. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
On my computer
God:
ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml].
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what did you say?
God:
I said " What?" .
Me:
i know but i said what first
God:
How do you know? What did you mean by it? That's a good question.
Me:
Ok you weird
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Riot said I weird. It goes without saying.
Me:
Anyway why is niall a retard
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
why niall is a retard
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
to gives us light??... stop changing the subject
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. You changed the subject first.
Me:
no i didn
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Riot said didn.
Me:
sorry didnt*
God:
There is no need to apologize. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ye cuz ur gay hahhaah
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In england
God:
Which part of England?
Me:
Birmingham
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
Riot, " Which part of England?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
i said birmingham
God:
What did you mean by it? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I LIVE IN BIRMINGHAM
God:
What is it like living in BIRMINGHAM?
Me:
Its alright
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Just alright?
Me:
Yep
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
lol ok
God:
OK. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Well your kinda funny
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
So what you doing
God:
Alright then. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
whats theat mean
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
that*
God:
That is " I will search for it. ".
Me:
Oh ok
God:
OK. Are you kidding?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
they smell
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
you
God:
" Who are "They?"."? Me, Riot ?
Me:
Me
God:
To you Riot?
Me:
mean you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you smell
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Riot.
Me:
stfu
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
can you be more retarded?
God:
We could all be more retarded sometimes.
Me:
ye but you take it too the next level
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
**** off you pedo
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
GIBERISH
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oh **** does it
God:
Excuse me! You used a colloquial expression. Suppose I said it does.
Me:
oh **** im sorry,
God:
Awesome. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
soz
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

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