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+Scary_Worm · #1 02-07-2006, 09:21 AM

C. AVOIDING NOOBS</span>

I. Make sure you aren't one

Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-
Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)-
Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

II. Major noob avoiding strategies

The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.

Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.

<span style=\'color:green\'>Well, I hope you all have learnt something, lol, and I think the admins here are doing a fine job :P :P

Riot · #2 02-09-2006, 12:36 PM

heh

Reminds me of some aokers long ago, not mentioning any names :P

tricksta · #3 02-09-2006, 02:23 PM

Excellent ... its all so true, great work!

kenner · #4 02-09-2006, 07:02 PM

I saw this somewhere else :\

tricksta · #5 02-09-2006, 07:12 PM

Stop spoiling the fun you humbug!!

kenner · #6 02-09-2006, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tricksta@Feb 9 2006, 03:12 PM
Stop spoiling the fun you humbug!!

Humbug? I think I see the n00b here. :P

_nQ_ · #7 02-09-2006, 07:23 PM

why is this in the joke section... this is facts :P

Hellfire · #8 02-09-2006, 09:33 PM

Precisely!

HoNoIz · #9 02-09-2006, 11:34 PM

that funny

Kikaz · #10 02-10-2006, 01:38 AM

Quote:

stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Well I'm an expert so let me translate :

'Shut the **** up Man I are the Roxors like Eminem, you can go to Hell or at least help me with this! laugh out loud (x9) you noob.'

| /-\ //\\//\\ [ () () | |_| |Z //\\// (()) +

[Start Laughing] MUahahhahahahahahah [/end Laughing]

| //\\//\\ 3L|+3 //\\// (()) (()) B

The_Waffler · #11 02-10-2006, 02:21 AM

lol this should be on the documentary channel ^_^

Kikaz · #12 02-10-2006, 03:04 AM

lol That would be some funny **** or on the Crocidile Hunter

" Crikey,there's one of them n00bs now. What i'm gona do is approach 'im slowly and see if I cant stick my thumb right up his Bung Hole"

Riot · #13 02-10-2006, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Da legendary Kikaz@Feb 9 2006, 11:04 PM

" Crikey,there's one of them n00bs now. What i'm gona do is approach 'im slowly and see if I cant stick my thumb right up his Bung Hole"

lmao, congrats kikaz, you just actually made me laugh out loud :lol: Thats funny stuff

kue · #14 02-10-2006, 02:47 PM

n00b is....a N with 2 zeros followed by a B

tricksta · #15 02-10-2006, 03:14 PM

Lol nice rip from south park

We may deny it, but I could "translate" all that garbage ... just comes from too much time on games lol.

asdfasf · #16 02-10-2006, 07:36 PM

hehe great defition of nubs =)))

+Scary_Worm · #17 02-11-2006, 08:23 AM

Haha, yea, .. I forgot where I taken it from otherwise I would have listed the source

Anyway glad you all enjoyed a few laughs, lol

_zXIi7uIi7eXz_ · #18 02-11-2006, 12:58 PM

Weren't we all noobs once ?

although i dont remember writing like that or thinking "1337" was so cool

i do remember trying to be cool writing game titles in aok

like xiIH3iIzOxiIF3zTix = Hero Fest

lol =]

tricksta · #19 02-11-2006, 01:55 PM

Never a noob, everyone was a newb though

The_Waffler · #20 02-11-2006, 04:11 PM

We were newbs at a lot of things, a n00b is some tard who thinks he's tough :P

Kikaz · #21 02-11-2006, 05:20 PM

Hey! I take that personely you just perfectly described me!

+Scary_Worm · #22 02-12-2006, 09:09 AM

Well I have to admit I sucked at AOK/AOC, and I still do, even though I have been playing for a few years. Then again, I lack skill :P

So me.. was a newb, still a newb, never a n00b

Skaterrrrr · #23 02-13-2006, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _zXIi7uIi7eXz_@Feb 11 2006, 08:58 AM
Weren't we all noobs once ?

although i dont remember writing like that or thinking "1337" was so cool

i do remember trying to be cool writing game titles in aok

like* xiIH3iIzOxiIF3zTix = Hero Fest

lol =]

yea i hated those people lol :P then some sx rook was making fun of me cuz i had no title and info, i was laughing my ass off!! :lol:

Th4_RebeL · #24 02-19-2006, 09:44 PM

to me a Noob n a newb is same shyt

rokkie aswell

_zXIi7uIi7eXz_ · #25 02-22-2006, 05:17 PM

thts cos u fit into that catagory

i was never a newb.....

always a s**t talking noob rofl :P

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