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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said turn around!
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Old 02-22-2006, 11:20 PM
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lmao dat is quality
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:29 PM
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Old 02-26-2006, 11:48 AM
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lol, nice, aint heard that 1 b4
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Old 02-26-2006, 11:59 AM
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nice i was confused i thought the joke ended when he fainted. but then i read on. thank god i did. not bad riot not bad
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LMAO thats gd 1 aint herd o dat b4
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