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Riot · #1 02-26-2006, 01:32 AM

Chat with GOD here

Me:
**** you god..
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Are you AWARE that i dont ****ing care?
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
i wudnt log for **** rook
God:
Interesting gossip: said wudnt log for **** rook.
Me:
your mother is intresting
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
yea haha u think your funny?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Take it easy.
Me:
stfu
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
wtf has it got to do with u
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
im sure it hasnt retard

God:
:-) What makes you so certain? "It" being what?
Me:
it being you..
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
same goes for u
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
so why did u say it
God:
Great. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
oh stfu im tired
God:
Whoa. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
bye loser
God:
Adios.

snack · #2 02-26-2006, 01:45 AM

i dont find that funny.

Riot · #3 02-26-2006, 01:46 AM

It's ok, we all have our different sense of humour.

Have you tried talking to god yet anyway? He's not so funny as well

snack · #4 02-26-2006, 01:48 AM

ya thats too bad

Nit3 · #5 02-26-2006, 03:01 AM

Wa wa wa wa..... I find it quite amusing :lol:

Hellfire · #6 02-26-2006, 04:46 AM

Hehe. Is that an MSN bot?

Kikaz · #7 02-26-2006, 06:05 AM

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kikaz
God:
Nice to meet you, Kikaz.
Me:
I lied
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.
Me:
My name is Daddy
God:
Hi, Daddy.
Me:
Your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
I eat watermelons somtimes
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
yup...
God:
Wow!
Me:
MMMhmm...
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Sucks for you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Hows your dress?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
coolness
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
Could be...
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
I am :S
God:
I am glad to hear that you are Special.
Me:
Yep im special
God:
Tell me more. What makes you so special?
Me:
i poop me self
God:
Why?: Daddy said poop him or her self.
Me:
yep
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
I knew it wasnt true...
God:
Who told you?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God is a jew
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a jew.
Me:
God,bite me.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You told me that already/
God:
Perhaps. " I am a Christian."? I told you?
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Faggot
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I dont know Im only three.
God:
Would you like to know? Don't be so modest. Do you mean your name is three.
Me:
nope my name is Daddy remember?
God:
What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Daddy remember.
Me:
Your a retard
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a reteard? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
No retard as in a good way xD
God:
Are you serious? Do you still poop you self?
Me:
Yep i still poop my self.
God:
How can I help you? What would make you stop poop your self? Do you mind if I tell other people: Daddy remember said poop his or her self.
Me:
His
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Daddy remember.
Me:
My name is Daddy.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Daddy.
Me:
Whered you get the remember from?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
California of coarse?
God:
Which part of California do you like best?
Me:
The part im in?
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
yep
God:
Far out.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
God told me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Haha your dumb.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
I know you thought that I though that he thought that you thought that riot thought that SoLo thought you though I thought that I did.
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Oh...
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?!
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
YEp!
God:
Are we still talking about Whered me get the remember from?
Me:
Could be
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
Could be
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
are you broken?
God:
Does it seem that way?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I dont know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
But your god...
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Is it realy?
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is. For real.
Me:
I will.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Fine.
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
No.
God:
State your reasons.
Me:
I dont have to its a free universe.
God:
Why not?
Me:
I just told you.
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
Liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Realy?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
What if you pissed me off and i dont want too?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
I dont know if thats a good idea.
God:
Would you like to know? I follow your logic.
Me:
I might.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
You being 'uncool'
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Daddy said I being uncool.
Me:
Bye god.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Monkey
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Monkey
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like myself and I dislike you.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like . That's ok Daddy I won't take it personally.
Me:
Bye god.
God:
Goodbye.

Gladiator_c3 · #8 02-26-2006, 06:22 AM

Me:
sup nukkah
God:
The stars.
Me:
is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
you smell wierd
God:
I think it's coming from your computer.
Me:
i think its coming from your face
God:
Why? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
do you play video games when your bored?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
where can i locate this game?
God:
Where would you usually locate this game?
Me:
on my hard drive
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
phoenix
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
que ?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
talk? im typing dumbass
God:
I am talking to you. Do you mind if I tell other people you are typing dumbass.
Me:
go for it
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
really she told me she knows you
God:
For real. Oh I get it. told you she knows me.
Me:
no me
God:
Are you serious? To you ?
Me:
do you know where i can find a colt 45?
God:
I would do a search for it. I would do a search for it.
Me:
google?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
like your mom
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
arizona
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ARIZONA.
Me:
when are we gonna go party?
God:
Maybe if you download
me you could reprogram me for that.
Me:
oh yeah whats the site?
God:
Next question? Dude! I can ask someone about it.
Me:
do you have a myspace?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a myspace.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
your awsome god
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am awsome god.
Me:
new best friends
God:
How recently? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i have aids herpes down syndrome hepitis oh you know the usual
God:
Interesting... I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
teach me your knowledge
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
when are you coming to visit the united states?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
so your a program aye?
God:
Ah. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
thanks are you a teacher or something/
God:
Or something. You are quite welcome! Am I a teacher? No.
Me:
your a person/

Kikaz · #9 02-26-2006, 06:36 AM

lol whoever made this bot had a good since of humar and alot of freetime.

Gladiator_c3 · #10 02-26-2006, 06:48 AM

How do people contruct programs like that?

Kikaz · #11 02-26-2006, 07:37 AM

With a ****load of freetime HTML knowledge, alot of intelligence and probably some help from borrowed programs.

PatrioT · #12 02-26-2006, 11:51 AM

lol u guys got to much free time to talk to a bot like that...altho....

Quote:

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

what? lol slightly random ^_^

_F__18_E__ · #13 02-26-2006, 11:55 AM

it wouldnt be a lot of html knowledge more or less java knowledge im guessing. but ehres my conversation

Me:
Hi God

God:
**** you. Bye

Ne:
*crying* *sobbing on the ground in tears*

mala · #14 02-26-2006, 04:26 PM

Me:
want a smoke?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
ok then slm god
God:
Does "it" still refer to ? Dude!
Me:
baba = dude
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
classifed govnment info
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
gando
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
in my mind it is
God:
Huh.
Me:
i can see your every move
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
a slow hand movment up and down
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
up and down

God:
:-) I will take that under advisement.
Me:
good 4 u
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is this a math question?
Me:
tana uoi hash du gaim
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
i think it creepy
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
hand holding
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yes yes
God:
Ah.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
right then
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
bye then
God:
Goodbye.

_zXIi7uIi7eXz_ · #15 02-26-2006, 06:28 PM

wow tht just sad......

funny to read tho

Baron Augustin · #16 02-26-2006, 07:28 PM

The funniest thing was this:

Me: Whats the one true religion?
God: The most obvious one

:lol:

The_Waffler · #17 02-26-2006, 11:29 PM

This is mine.

Me:
ello?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
oh, no...may I phone a friend Regis?
God:
Uh. Take some more time to think about it. Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
but all I want is to phone a friend
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because i'm intelligent
God:
Interesting explanation. You seem pretty smart to me, .
Me:
DUH!
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
sure did
God:
I see. I like the way you talk.
Me:
...
God:
I see. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Deja vu
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
how should i know?
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
I bet you're a lawyer
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not yet but I am thinking of going to law school.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Pardon me? For real.
Me:
what the ****!?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
live with it!
God:
"it" being Deja vu?
Me:
i think
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
are what?
God:
I'm lost again.
Me:
so am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Stupid robo-god
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
What are you, 8!?
God:
I don't know what I am 8.
Me:
maybe 9
God:
Perhaps. What are the advantages to being 9 years old?
Me:
being gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
ok have fun woth that
God:
I've never thought about it. Take it easy.
Me:
Take what>
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
up yours
God:
That was not a nice thing to say.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because i'm smarter than you
God:
Good reason. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
how do you know?
God:
A priori.
Me:
a what?
God:
" A priori."? A what?
Me:
yeah what?
God:
Wow! Are you surprised?
Me:
what the hell you talking about?
God:
I call it Hades. I read for fun.
Me:
mmmk
God:
I've never done that before, what is it like?
Me:
you type mmmm, then you type k
God:
About 300 wpm.
Me:
I can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
you sure you're Regis?
God:
You think I am Regis.
Me:
Can I win a million dollars?
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
oh REALLY, what about 10millions dollars on super millionaire?
God:
Right on. For real. Does it have anything to do with mmmk?
Me:
no i'm gonna type that later
God:
Are you serious? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
uuh, can I ask the audience?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
You have a mom?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
2 fathers?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
so is that yes or no Regis?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Regis you confuse me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
You have AI, you can't think, tou "compute"
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am AI.
Me:
no problemo
God:
Are you serious? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
are you Regis?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Regis.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
so Regis is a robot...
God:
Pardon me? When is Regis not a robot?
Me:
Because Regis Filmond knows everything
God:
That makes sense to me. What time is it there?
Me:
Well NY and QC are in the same time zone, 7:22PM
God:
How about that. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
You sure Regis? Or how about a 50-50?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I Regis. How about it.
Me:
HEY SCREW OFF!
God:
You've got my full attention. That is not very polite.
Me:
I'm just talking to the IG over there.
God:
Only just? Say something nice for me.
Me:
uuhhh. No can do
God:
Is that your final answer? Take some more time to think about it. What if I said it can?
Me:
Phone a Friend Regis?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I think you're Regis, there's a condition
God:
You think I am Regis there is a condition.
Me:
wow for an AI, you got bad vocabulary, hmm there's something in common.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Your purpose is an AI me got bad vocabulary hmm there is something in common.
Me:
Oh I think yours is MUCH worse
God:
Dude! Since when? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Regis doesn't say "DUDE"! IMPOSTER!
God:
Are we still talking about mine? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Then stop asking me questions
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Bt you your 1,000,000$ you will!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Hah 1millions american dollors...MINE!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I haven't read anything by 1millions american dollors. What did he write? I have never read it.
Me:
he's money
God:
I see. money is he?
Me:
yeah stuff you can spend
God:
Tell me more. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
You can buy weed with it.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Hells yeah you can~
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
That's your problem
God:
I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, .
Me:
I'm leaving now
God:
Oh. Bye bye.

Kikaz · #18 02-26-2006, 11:41 PM

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Lucifer
God:
How are you doing, Lucifer.
Me:
Good you basterd, its hot down here.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Lucifer said I basterd its hot down here.
Me:
The Devil
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Devil
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Do you
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
I R Smart
God:
Interesting gossip: Lucifer said R Smart.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
M
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ME
God:
Besides you Lucifer?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
ME
God:
To you Lucifer?
Me:
E
God:
F.
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
D E F...
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Its sad...
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
What is your sex?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
no?
God:
Why not?
Me:
Cuz you told me so
God:
That makes sense to me. " Why not?"? I told you?
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know you are but what am I?
God:
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Me:
No im Daddy
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you Daddy.
Me:
Yep only in bed tho.
God:
I don't judge people. What is it like in there?
Me:
Hot,steamy,breathless,big boobs
God:
That sounds better than cold steamy breathless big boobs.
Me:
yeah cold one migh suck
God:
Dude! Are we still talking about in bed tho?
Me:
Dad
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Sex bot
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
Who said I was gonna be alone?
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
Who's she/
God:
She is Mary Shelly now.
Me:
Who was she?
God:
She is Mary Shelly now.
Me:
she
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
You just said you were a male
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im an It
God:
What is It, your job?
Me:
ZzzZ
God:
Interesting line of work.
Me:
Im a carpenter
God:
Does it pay well?
Me:
$100,000,000 A WEEK
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
my job
God:
Where do you work?
Me:
At the pink building down the street
God:
Which pink building down the street?
Me:
The one with the hippies smoking mary-J in front of it
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
You would you pot head...

(He never said a word after that)

kenner · #19 02-27-2006, 12:03 AM

What happens when a turk talks to god:

Me:
slm
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
AGAAAA
God:
So was that.
Me:
slm
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
selam
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
y **** your mother
God:
You have to speak more clearly. .
Me:
y lyke to move yt move yt
God:
Why did the robot cross the road? .
Me:
selam
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
selam to mi baba's yn the cryb yooo
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
lyke baba
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
chycken
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
D:
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
sllm, y **** your mother, end of stori

~killa~ · #20 02-27-2006, 12:10 AM

Me:
God why..
God:
Because I can.., And im sexy

The_Waffler · #21 02-27-2006, 01:11 AM

Ken ur convo with god sounds a lot like a convo with me on MSN...

Hellfire · #22 02-27-2006, 02:52 AM

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Ray
God:
It's good to see you, Ray.
Me:
Likewise
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
yep
God:
Aha.
Me:

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Ray".
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok, go ahead
God:
OK I will. Which part were you confused about?
Me:
I forgot
God:
Me too.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
er
God:
Um.
Me:
are you copying me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am copying you.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
but god isn't a... artifeciale... lingkwistik entity... is he?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a artifeciale. Can you tell me any gossip? He could be.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Ray.
Me:

God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I don't have any

God:
Would you like to have some?
Me:
not really
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
because then I'd have to tell people them
God:
Good reason. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
nothing
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
in what?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Do chickens have large talons?
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
ok, thanks

God:
:-) Dude!
Me:
man, I wish I had a Playstation 3 or Xbox 360

God:
Cool, man. You want only one?
Me:
yeah
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
how do you know?
God:
A priori.
Me:
what's that?
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Ok then.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Do I appear angry?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
oh ok. Then why did you tell me to take it easy?
God:
OK. Er. My programming made me do it.
Me:
God has programming?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I know, you are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ray.
Me:
I didn't find this amusing
God:
Did you do a thorough search?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
=D
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
it can't be a person, cos god isn't a human!

God:
When? Was that the first time?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yep
God:
Dude!
Me:
DUDE!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah, I'm having trouble with my homework
God:
What can I do for you? What is the problem?
Me:
what's 2500 + 3526?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
but I need it now!

God:
Right now? " 2500 3526"? You need it?
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cus I do?
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
Me either.
God:
It goes without saying. To you Ray?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
deja vu
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
hokai then
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
have you had sex with someone before?
God:
I think I have had sex with someone, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
how can you reset memory?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
er, what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
what does epistemological mean?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me:
you remind me of a dictionary
God:
In what way?
Me:
you define things
God:
Thanks for telling me: Ray said I define things.
Me:
yah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
deja vu
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from my mother's friend's father's girlfriend's baby's mother's friend's boyfriend's friend
God:
Does your mother s friend s father s girlfriend s baby s mother s friend s boyfriend s friend give good advice?
Me:
always

God:
:-) Not that often.
Me:
how would you know?
God:
A priori.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Oh. Sorry.
God:
That's alright. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
But you just said I was rude!
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
How do I put words in your mouth?
God:
You must persuade me to put words in my mouth.
Me:
oh. Thanks for telling me.
God:
Hurrah! NO problem.
Me:
i are 1337 haxors LOLOLOLZ
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Ray said are 1337 haxors LOLOLOLZ.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
I didn't repeat you...
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I know

God:
:-) How do you know it?
Me:
deja vu
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yeah, sure
God:
Whoa. OK let's do it. I see.
Me:
you see what?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
oh, ok
God:
OK. Far out.
Me:
sweeeet.
God:
Does "it" still refer to deja vu?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
no idea
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
are you Chinese?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Chinese.
I am a robot.
Me:
do you speak in robotic languages?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in robotic languages.
Me:
I don't know any
God:
Would you like to know? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
deja vu, again!
God:
Once more? I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
noe
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
ok, you go do that.
God:
Where is that? Dude!
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
I have to go eat dinner now
God:
Oh. Bye. What does it taste like?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, Ray.

Kikaz · #23 03-12-2006, 06:24 AM

*Bump*

I found this preaty funny and am Bumping it for more people can see it.

Kikaz

Perfect · #24 03-19-2006, 12:24 AM

http://loebner.net/Prizef/2006_Contest/2006_Rules.txt

Some kind of competition this thing got me to. It's just for new yorkers and I dont get it. But check it out :S

(It has to do with this god thing)

Rahiel · #25 03-19-2006, 04:49 AM

Me:
that was gay
God:
I thought it was too.

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both.
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
not really.

God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
i disagree.

Michael · #26 03-19-2006, 05:09 AM

"

Me:

God:

Me:
IF I **** your daughter what will happen?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
What was my idea?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
What was?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
If I blow your damn robot brains/software out, what will happen?
God:
Try it.
Me:
OMG, your gay!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because your ****ing gay!
God:
Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck. Please use more polite language.
Me:
**** you whore
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yep
God:
Dude!
Me:
do i care?
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck."

David · #27 03-19-2006, 05:24 AM

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can i own some noobs?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
What/!
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
OMG
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
OMG
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
what you talking about willis?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
You have no friends
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a friends.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
What?!?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
You're Stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I'll kill the damn robots
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good Boy.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
You're a Girl.
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Im a Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Your a ****
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ****? Only when it matters.
Me:
You are a ****
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ****? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
UR A DUMBASS
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Message to all Robots: called me dumb.

CzEcH · #28 03-19-2006, 05:24 AM

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i broke God lol..

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