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Old 02-28-2006, 05:49 PM
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i got a few chuck norris jokes, but anyone hear any good ones?
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Old 03-02-2006, 06:40 AM
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Take this property of nQ of my name....
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:30 PM
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Chuck Norris was the 4th wiseman, he gave baby jesus the gift of "beard". The other wisemen, jealous of jesus' obvious favoritism, vowed to have Chuck omitted from the bible. They all died shortly thereafter from roundhouse kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.
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