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Nit3 · #1 03-08-2006, 11:18 PM

I remember getting this joke somewhere but I forget where. Here are 2, I think it was when I used to be on XFG though :/

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Billy always heard her mom groaning in her room, until finally he went to her room and saw her rubbing herself (stealthy so he wasn't seen). She was saying, "Oh I want a man"He then ran to his room.

For the next couple of days he constantly heard his mom groaning until finally he heard another person.

He walked to the room (stealthy again) and looked in. He saw his mom with another man rubbing each other.

Right away, he runs to his room and jumps on his bed.
He then rubs himself saying, "I want a bike".
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Billy was on a camping trip!

He talked to his teacher and said " Miss, can I sleep with you?"
His teacher replied with a "no"

Billy then said "But at home, my mom lets me!"
The teacher replied with "Fine, but just this once"

At night time Billy asks his teacher if he can play with her belly button, with his finger.
His teacher, Flora Uber replied with a "No", yet again.

Billy then said "But at home, my mom lets me!"
The teacher replied with "Fine, but just this once"

***10 minutes later***

The teacher screams, "That's not my belly button!"
Billy replies, "That's not my finger either

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Lolz