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Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356 102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always some and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:35 AM
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I hope it doesn't come to that. :|
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Must... erase... CRIMINAL RECORD!
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lol i bet i'd have a big criminal record by 2020, cuz i'm evil.
and I'd lose track of my number thing whihc goes on for a mile long <_<
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Originally posted by The_Waffler@Mar 9 2006, 10:08 PM
lol i bet i'd have a big criminal revord by 2020, cuz i'm evil.
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and thats in jokes y ?

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Cause it's funny.
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it is ?

wow i didnt find it funny at all :s
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Wasn't really funny...just very awkward.
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it is ?

wow i didnt find it funny at all :s
So, by some odd reason, if you don't find it funny, it's not considered a joke?
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i dont find it that funny
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Originally posted by The_Waffler@Mar 9 2006, 10:08 PM
lol i bet i'd have a big criminal record by 2020, cuz i'm evil.
and I'd lose track of my number thing whihc goes on for a mile long <_<
you'll just owe a lot of money for breaking all the windows you jump out of
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Originally posted by Hellfire+Mar 10 2006, 07:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hellfire @ Mar 10 2006, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-_zXIi7uIi7eXz_@Mar 10 2006, 01:34 PM
it is ?

wow i didnt find it funny at all :s
So, by some odd reason, if you don't find it funny, it's not considered a joke? [/b][/quote]
yes.....
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ermmmm ye i was just thinking that =/

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hahahaha,,,,,, bored. I didn't find that very funny at all, extremely farfetched and crappy. :blink:
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lol its o-k
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