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_zXIi7uIi7eXz_ · #1 03-14-2006, 07:01 PM

A scottishman englishman and irishman were on a building site.

the englishman sais to the scot "what did u get for lunch today?"

the scottishman sais "ham & cheese sandwich..... if i get ham and cheese again im going to jump off this bulding!"

the scot asks the english man "what did u get?"

the englishman sais "turkey sandwich....if i get turkey again ill jump off this building too!"

so the scot and the englishman ask the irishman "what did u get?"

the irishman sais "plain butter sandwich....i will also jump off if i get butter again(looking very angry)!"

so the next day the scottishman gets ham & cheese so he jumps off the bulding and dies.....the englishman gets turkey so he jumps off too....the irishman gets butter so he jumps off.

at the funeral off the 3 men the scottishmans wife sais "why didnt he ask me to make him sumthing diffrent?"

the englishmans wife sais "He should have said he didnt like turkey!"

the irishmans wife looked confused she said "i dont know why he jumped!..... he made his own sandwiches...."

:lol: