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Hellfire · #1 03-14-2006, 07:20 PM

Too many

A Chinese man, a Black man, and a White man are on a plane.
Suddenly, the plane starts to shake violently. The intercom buzzes and says "We are getting some heavy turbulence. If we don't lighten the weight of the plane, we'll all die!"
Of course the three men panic. They start to gather things. The Chinese man grabs lots of bags of money and throws them out. "Our country is rich enough!"
The black man grabs several food trays (filled with food, of course) and throws them out. "Our country is rich in food economics!"
The white man grabs the black man and throws him out. "Our country has too many black people!"

Smartest man in the world
George Bush, Micheal Jordon, an old priest, the pilot and a schoolboy are all on a plane.
The plane starts shake, then stop. Soon the 5 people realize they are nose-diving down. The pilot grabs a parachute and jumps off. The 4 remaining people look worried. There is only 3 parachutes left. Michael Jordon grabs a parachute and says "I'm the most famous basketball player in the world! I deserve to live!" And jumps off.
George Bush grabs a parachute and says "I'm the president of the United States and therefore the smartest man in the world! I deserve to live!" And jumps off.
The priest sighs and put his hand on the young boy's shoulder. "I am an old man and if I survived, I would not live for much longer after.. You have a full life ahead of you. Go ahead and take the last parachute.
The boy objects. "You don't need to die!" He exclaims.
"The smartest man in the world took my backpack, not a parachute!"