Find from someone who did a find :lol:


Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!

Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Hi, officer. Do you mind holding my beer while I find my license?

I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.

You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop! No doughnut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"

Wow, you look like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

So, you on the take, or what?

Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

I pay your salary.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.

So uh, you on the take or what?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

:dog:*Baron Augustin*:dog:

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lmfao thats great. :lol:


You repeated a few of them but there hella funny.

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lolz sum of em r good :P

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