There was a woman in hospital about to have a baby. The technology was so good then that they had this machine that when the woman was in so much pain the father could take the pain instead. This woman asked for the machine so the doctor came and said, "now sir i'll start low for you ok?"
"OK" said the husband
"OK this is 10% now"
" ahhh not a thing......."
"25%"
"fine!"
"50%"
"oh my god your such a wimp!"
"75%"
"yeah this is easy!" dancing around the room
"90%"
"oooh ohhh oooh ohhh..... not a thing!"
"100%
"nope this is fine."
"ahhh thats much better" said the woman
they came back home with the baby to find the milkman dead on the floor...

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lolz :P

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Haha.

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Ho-ho-howned!

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OWNED,lmfao

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