A woman walks into a building for child benefits.
"Hi there, how may I help you" says the woman behind the desk.
"I would like a child benifit"
"OK, how many children do you have?"
"9"
"Thats a big number! What are their names?"
"Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Bob!"
"How do you talk to them?"
"Thats easy, I just say Bob time for tea or Bob time to get ready for bed"
"What if you wanted to speak to one individually?"
"I call them by their last names!"

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Lol, that's pretty good.

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lmao funny stuff. Nice find

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