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sagez_john · #1 05-28-2006, 03:58 PM

a pimp sent out yo momma out on the street.
at the end of the day, she comes back with $50.25
the pimp asks "who gave you 25¢?"
she says "they all did"

crony · #2 05-28-2006, 07:37 PM

lol owned

xFaTaLx · #3 05-29-2006, 06:47 AM

meh, not really that funny

Kikaz · #4 05-29-2006, 06:50 AM

lmfao!

RpG_BaBY · #5 05-29-2006, 07:02 AM

Yo mama so dumb she went to a football game and thought a quarter back was a refund

_zXIi7uIi7eXz_ · #6 05-29-2006, 10:53 PM

um heres some =]

your moms like a vacuum.... sucks blows and gets laid in the closet

ur moms like a railroad track..... she gets laid across the country

your mums like a shotgun... 2 cocks and she blows

your moms like a refrigerator ...meat goes in and out all day

ur moms so fat she went to kfc and licked other peoples fingers

your moms so black she leaves foot prints on a chalk board

your dad so old his nuts shrrivle up everytime you touch his peanut

your moms like a hardware store 25 cents a screw

your daddy is so old he has to put hes **** in the freezer to get it hard

your so ugly when you were born she thru u out the window and got fined for littering

your moms so fat she takes her tampons to blood drvies

your mums like a bus....50p a ride

yo mamas so fat, when she offerd to clean cages atthe zoo people walked past shoutin look at the hipo!

your mams so fat every time she turns round its her birthday

your mamas so fat, she uses orians belt to hold her pants up

your mamas so short she done a suicide jump off the kerb

your mamas so stupid she done got hit by a parked car

yo mamas so ugly she wears a halloween mask on her dates

yo mamas so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scales

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

all from memory

Apoctanks · #7 05-30-2006, 03:02 AM

It's so sad that you know those.

DannyTheMan · #8 05-30-2006, 11:31 AM

Yeah of of memory is kinda like :x

But damn a few of those are so ****ing funny

Unseen · #9 06-02-2006, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sagez_john@May 28 2006, 10:58 AM
a pimp sent out yo momma out on the street.
at the end of the day, she comes back with $50.25
the pimp asks "who gave you 25¢?"
she says "they all did"

hehe, reminds me of the yo mamma cusses from primary school

xFaTaLx · #10 06-02-2006, 03:22 PM

Yeh, Apoc if you went to school in the times we did, you would know all these to. So lame now that i look back on it.

Unseen · #11 06-07-2006, 08:42 PM

Lol, sadly i was the one reicieving the cusses, not saying em

SIvIuIIzIF · #12 06-08-2006, 01:56 AM

Yo mamma jokes are ok in this way, but any kid that says "your mother" to everything anyone says, truly deserves to be shot.

Yo mamma smells so bad that speed stick slowed down and stopped!