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06-02-2006, 10:59 AM
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I did Blonde Jokes, now for some Knock Knock jokes
 KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Latin! Latin who? Latin me in would be a nice idea! KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese! Just open the door and let me in! KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Ben Ben who? Ben knocking on the door all afternoon! KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur more cookies in the jar? KNOCK KNOCK Who's There? Beets Beets who? Beets me! Knock-Knock Who's there? MP MP who? My glass is MP. Can you get me some water? Knock-Knock Who's there? Police. Police who? Please open the door. Knock knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? No bell so i'll knock. Knock knock Who's there? Icy Icy who? I see your underwear Knock knock Who's there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth when you're eating! Knock knock Who's there? Cargo Cargo who? Car go beep! beep! Knock knock Who's there? Dime Dime who? Dime to tell another knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Icon Icon who? Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to? Knock Knock Who's there Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize ! Knock Knock Who's there Apple ! Apple who ? Apple your hair if you don't let me in ! Knock Knock Who's there Ears ! Ears who ? Ears some more knock knock jokes for you ! Knock Knock Who's there Ears ! Ears who ? Ears looking at you ! Knock Knock Who's there Egg! Egg who ? Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door ! Knock Knock Who's there Eskimo ! Eskimo who ? Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies ! Knock Knock Who's there Egg! Egg who ? Egg-citing to meet you ! Knock Knock Who's there Europe ! Europe who ? Europe'ning the door too slow, come on ! Knock Knock Who's there D-1 ! D-1 who ? D-1 who knocked Knock Knock Who's there Dad ! Dad who ? Dad fuel to the fire ! Knock Knock Who's there Deduct ! Deduct who ? Donald Deduct Knock Knock Who's there Diesel ! Diesel who ? Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose ! Knock Knock Who's there Diesel ! Diesel who ? Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors Knock Knock Who's there Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door ! Knock Knock Who's there Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes the police ! Knock Knock Who's there Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring ! Knock Knock Who's there Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes your friend, open the door ! Knock Knock Who's there Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes a very bad joke ! Knock Knock Who's there Disk ! Disk who ? Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep ! Knock Knock Who's there Dismay ! Dismay who ? Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh ! Knock Knock Who's there Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anybody want to play with me ? Knock Knock Who's there Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone live here anymore ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone want to let me in ! Knock Knock Who's there Drew ! Drew who ? Drew you remember the time? ! Knock knock Who's there? Despair Despair who? Despair tire is flat Knock knock Who's there? I used I used who? I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't! Knock knock Who's there? Vitamin Vitamin who? Vitam in for a party! Knock Knock Who's there Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone ever answer the door ! Knock Knock Who's there Dragon ! Dragon who ? Dragon your feet again ! See ya next time
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06-02-2006, 06:54 PM
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06-17-2006, 09:42 PM
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only read the first one and i didnt get it?
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06-23-2006, 07:01 PM
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<_< One day snack...one day..
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07-03-2006, 12:04 PM
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you forgot the all time knock knock joke
 knock knock who's there apple apple who? Knock Knock who's there? apple apple who? Knock Knock who's there orange orange who? orange you glad i didn't say apple! classic |
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07-05-2006, 08:05 PM
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kinda lame
sorry man
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07-07-2006, 09:19 AM
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lol.
here is my classic. Will you remember me in a week? yes of course Will you remmeber me in a year? yer...of course Will you remember me in a decade? YES, I WILL! Knock Knock who's there? OMG, you forgot already... ~Xtr3me |
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