Why did Micheal Jackson go to Wal-Mart?

He heard Child's Pants were half off!

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How do you know Micheal Jackson has guests over?

When there is a tricycle in his drive-way!

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Said Previously:

What is in common with Micheal Jackson and McDonalds?

They both stick meat into 8 year old buns!

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For loads more jokes go to:

MJ Jokes

Here are some lil teasers jokes from the website!

Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!

Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
A: Which one's mommy?

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...
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If you read this, don't take these like literally. They are jokes... -_-

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