All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.



"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said theblood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said thestomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said thelegs, "because I carry the body wherever it n eeds to go."



"I should be in charge," said theeyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said therectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, thelegs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and theblood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!

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that's great, where did you get it?

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Lmfao!

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funny

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I don't know if I should laugh...
or just worry bout you Riot...

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LOL

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