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God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!" |
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God knew that Adam wouldn't be able to get home from the pub.
God knew Adam needed someone to clean up after himself God knew Adam needed food or else the humans wouldn't exist. God knew Adam had no clue why he lived in a garden and then sent a beutiful women to remind him. God knew Adam wouldn't clean out the couch when there was mold from bad food sitting in there. God had already seen that Adam was a screwup from the start and needed some1 to fix it all. God wanted something for once to be done right. God wanted Eve so there would be something called Instruction Manuals. God dreamt of something called love. On the 7th day when god rested, he awoke to find Adam still sleeping in the garden. He knew there needed to be someone not as lazy to finish things around the place.
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