A scientist in Kingsport, Tennessee has trained grasshoppers to eat the marijuana plant."We're convinced the grasshopper is our next best weapon against marijuana," said Henry Horley."We have tested the plan out and believe marijuana, opium and the hallucinogenic mushroom family can be eliminated entirely by training and releasing our new breed of defensive marijuana-eating grasshoppers."


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great, so now we're gonna have an army of high grasshoppers...
does the "cant teach an old dog new tricks" apply to this tho?

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</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Imagine, stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower.* Jack and the beanstalk, you'll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you'll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway stretching eight-lanes-wide and August-hot for a thousand miles.</td></tr></table><div class='signature'>

NOooo! they better not do that. STRIKE I SAY!

Long Live 4-20 !!!!


p.s. i fell for ur joke didnt i? :wacko:

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lmao

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