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i got the last one lol

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I got the elephant one #2

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hah! 2 animals wouldnt have been there. the elephant AND giraffe! so meh u LOSE!

The giraffe would be there :s

you took him out the fridge, so there no reason he couldnt be there

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lol, me 2/4

mum 0/4 =/

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Hehe, 2/4 for me

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Xtreme is a ****head.

The giraffe would be there :s

you took him out the fridge, so there no reason he couldnt be there [/b][/quote]
lol, how many giraffes do you know that can navigate out of a house?

lol, how many giraffes do you know that can navigate out of a house? [/b][/quote]
0/4 So random...

Anyways there is no house...just a fridge in the jungle.

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Rofl ye u lose riley

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i got them all right

but thats probably because i heard it before, the first time i heard it i wasnt so lucky.

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