i know they are rare but here's one lol


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the

woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start
at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

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Lol, nice one. I think I heard this one before.

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Yeah I think I heard this one before too, still funny though xD

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Riot posted this already lol.

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i see that now, didn't feel like looking around to check before

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A man says to his wife : You never fight back at me, how do you keep so calm?

Wife says: I wash the toilet bowl

Man says: How does that make you calm?

Wife says: I use your toothbrush



Owned :P