A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."

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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

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A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

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first one is the funniest

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Why cant you just all shut up! Just this once cant you be coerced and not be a psychotic gimp working for some sort of special interest group, I mean I know it probably pays well but think of the Alamo... and uhh... You know i really have no idea where im going with this...

I liked the first one, second one ive heard...hmm lets say about 100 times, and the third one...Pretty funny

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remake of the first:
(dont think this is racisme, i tought it fitted teh best)
A turk had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. He motioned for his to pull over. When he did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the the turk to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went to his car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around he had a slight grin on his face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at him the turk has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now he's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and the turk is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the turk.

he replied, "i stole that car from you!!"



hope u like ir :P :P :P

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^^thx to i_pwn_you^^

The first one was best The other two...I've heard before.

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"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.

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