Man i was in my computer class about an hour ago. I was like a chapter ahead of everyone else so i decided to get on vogn n surf around. as dumb as i am, i go play the arcade. next thing i know theres ****in music playing and all these sound effects, and (since im new to apple comps) i didnt know how to turn it down! lol. The whole ****in class looked @ me n i was embarassed. I pissed off my professor. o well she can bend over, i paid to b in the class anyways. Has this happend to any of you before?

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Honestly? Never ;'D

But I did poo in my pants during a english class ;| whitch was anoying becuase when i stood up i had to pull the pants away form my cheeks cus the poo was making them stick together ;SS Later that day i managed to get to the toilet and scrape the poo out of my pants onto my hand.. i waited for the first person to come into the toilet then i raised my hand and shouted '' By the power of sinrape i here by log atack you!'' i then unleashed the crap from my hand onto this poor kids face. To my suprise the kid began to lick his lips and make noises as if he wa enjoying the taste.. i then slamed him 5-6 times then left him to enjoy his fresh log.

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lol i think this happens to everyone at some point. sometimes, depending on the teacher its scary ****...i dont wanna spend my friggen lunch in detention, so everyone keeps the sound down (im saying that everyone plays games regardless lol). other times, some teachers actually join in and play games too. my entire info sys class was playing stick cricket in a tournament a few weeks ago, with the teacher...and he posted the best score to start us off lol...funny ****

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i swear to god this 60 second wait thing makes me wait 90 seconds. its bs...anyways, yeh i crapped my britches a couple times at work.

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LMAO!!!! lololol im pissing my sides and im at work i cant laugh load because id feel a **** but what a funny story!

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Your laughing becuase you have had a expericnce with poop in your pants your self heh? ;D

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i still dont know how to turn down the sound on apple comps.

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lool sin...i once pissed myself laughing when i was in like yr 3...i was to scared to come out of the toilet the whole day but i suppose i aint the godly "sinrape" aye...i wish i could fling a cup of piss at someone but like, its bad manners :P

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lol no but i remember a kid in our class shat himself at primary school and people say that it fell down his leg and he ran off and it was still on the floor :s

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Ya its anoying becuase u cant bend your legs wen u walk u have to like swing them sort of ;XXX becuase if u bend the poo will fall right out and everyone will know!!!;']

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after reading that u nearly killed me sin man i nearly had a heart attack i was pissing ma sides laughing for 10 mins solid u funny guy

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as a 17 yr old i pride myself on the fact i can do the oposite, sin :P (ie not **** myself 5-6 times a year) lmao

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oh tru. its like trying to hold on to a melted snickers bar!

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well not exactly holding onto a melted snickers...you see, in this situation, its like holding a melted snickers, but with your ass not your hand ....remember that :P

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yeh this topic didnt turn out as i thot it would!....................

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I got in trouble for viewing vogn when we were supost to be
building a few "Hello World" apps.

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lol thats nothing, this one kid in my class went to some porn site when the teacher was right behind him last year..

and some 80 year old lady took a **** in my work, on the floor, in the middle of an aisle (grocery store)... she was wearin a frikkin dress and no underwear or something :S it was pretty disgusting, at least i didnt have to clean it up

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I loved the computer class when someone would be doing something, the teacher had all the computers linked to one big main computer/screen. He could switch the main screen, usualy showing his screen for teaching leasons, to show any computer. Wish I could remember the stuff, nothing like porn sadly though

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eh my comp class has something like that. you can make your own names when you enter the "conference" and make as many names as you want, + you can draw all over the screen and itll go on the projection in front of class. all sorts of fun with that :X

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There's this little tab on the lower left side of the screen that you can click to get the tool bar out. The sound can be adjusted from there. Sometimes the damn thing isn't there..and then I'm clueless.

I get on VOGN all the time at school..what else is there to do?

If your teacher didn't care plenty

I got this one computer class for like a third of the day, only 7 students in there, we're always cussing, and surfing the web, looking at all the sites that are suppost to be blocked, and best of all, the race wars!

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happens 2 me all time in class. but i do it on purpose im the joker of my classes hehe

ugh no...and if it did i wouldnt be embarressed wtf...thats nothing to be embarressed about unless ur Mr.ClassBrainiac and everyone thinks ur goody goody then they see u playing games in class...if not, then normaly u really wouldnt give a f.uck...


How does getting cought playing fooseball while skipping class 2 days in a row sound to you?

I was playing stick cricket in school in a class in the comp room and I needed to get 6 off the last ball to win, then my year co-ordinator came up behind me and said "what are you doing?"In suprise I didnt do anything and the last ball hit my players helmet and he went on to the stumps.

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well i ditched my english class went out with friends ate a burger and we having fun in a park that is right next to my school. my english teacher had the whole class come out in the park because she wanted them to write about nature or w/e (we were reading some book named walden or w/e about a guy who lives in woods by himself and writes about the life). well they come out and i was sitting on a tree eating apples. then i heard a girly strict voice say from down below "can i have one too" lol so then i look down and she was pissed. the thing is i wasnt embarrased duno why :/ i was actually laughing a lil. she got me suspended for 3 days and didnt let me present my final project so i got a C :/

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