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Riot · #1 11-14-2005, 06:00 PM

Only In America?

1. Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

Btw im not offending any american's but just expressing some poitns of views and who shall agree on them :angry:

wG_KaDaFi__ · #2 11-14-2005, 06:04 PM

i dunno..i live in england

_N_1_4_L_L · #3 11-14-2005, 06:04 PM

Nice "poitns" of view, your not offending anybody with your views thats untrue its not up to you decide what other people find offensive if you didnt want to offend anybody change or reword most of it even..

"Btw im not offending any american's but just expressing some poitns of views and who shall agree on them "

I cant get over how stupid that sounds.

Oh yeah I didnt vote I just thought I would come and argue its been a good 10 minutes since sombody made you look dumb.

Riot · #4 11-14-2005, 06:06 PM

Ok thanks for your views Niall, dont forget to unstrap the computer before you walk out of your front door

qwertys · #5 11-14-2005, 06:20 PM

riot, you can't make jokes about anyone spending more time on the PC than you, try again.

Riot · #6 11-14-2005, 06:23 PM

Ok thanks for your views Enf

, you failed once again to contribute a decent post related to the topic, but that dsnt matter, its the horrible thoughts about me that count, i so love a member spending time hating me aww the good days

Back on topic ( some people can do it!

) I think this is the most accurate "Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place." then again how should i know, im not america however i got this off a site so there not my views muhahaha

_N_1_4_L_L · #7 11-14-2005, 06:27 PM

Riot wtf are you talking about Ive been to this forum longer than you and you have more posts than me.. ? whos the geek now vogn boy.

Riot · #8 11-14-2005, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _N_1_4_L_L@Nov 14 2005, 02:04 PM

Oh yeah I didnt vote I just thought I would come and argue its been a good 10 minutes since sombody made you look dumb.

Do you have to make it more obvious

:lol:

qwertys · #9 11-14-2005, 06:35 PM

Come on wuss, what's wrong, you try to flame, THEN you try to ignore me like your the good guy or something? Please.

And fine mr. wanna be mod i'll post on topic. (funny how you only started actualy acting like you gave a damn about being "proper" on this forum after getting mod eh?). People may laugh at stuff like that, but most americans and aokers are so alike, they are so sad it just isn't funny. Almost make you want to cry.

Riot · #10 11-14-2005, 06:38 PM

Where are you from almighty topic related boy?

- hopefully not from usa as i dought you would relate negativley to them

qwertys · #11 11-14-2005, 06:51 PM

Once I started learning metric, and most of the kids in my class couldn't even grasp on to that because they are so stuck on the completely retarded english measurement system, I realized how dumb most people really are. I'm not claiming to be smart or anything, but far from a moron.

kenner · #12 11-14-2005, 07:13 PM

I like hot dogs, burgers and fries, I'm american.....

yer....er...........er......ADHD *runs away*

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum · #13 11-14-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qwertys@Nov 14 2005, 02:35 PM
Come on wuss, what's wrong, you try to flame, THEN you try to ignore me like your the good guy or something? Please.

And fine mr. wanna be mod i'll post on topic. (funny how you only started actualy acting like you gave a damn about being "proper" on this forum after getting mod eh?). People may laugh at stuff like that, but most americans and aokers are so alike, they are so sad it just isn't funny. Almost make you want to cry.

meh enf hes only a nub arcade mod lol

aka no powers on the forum cept being a spam whore

kenner · #14 11-14-2005, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pedro+Nov 14 2005, 03:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pedro @ Nov 14 2005, 03:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-qwertys@Nov 14 2005, 02:35 PM
Come on wuss, what's wrong, you try to flame, THEN you try to ignore me like your the good guy or something? Please.

And fine mr. wanna be mod i'll post on topic. (funny how you only started actualy acting like you gave a damn about being "proper" on this forum after getting mod eh?). People may laugh at stuff like that, but most americans and aokers are so alike, they are so sad it just isn't funny. Almost make you want to cry.

meh enf hes only a nub arcade mod lol

aka no powers on the forum cept being a spam whore

[/b][/quote]
lol....yeah pretty much i would have to agree there...

_N_1_4_L_L · #15 11-14-2005, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenner+Nov 14 2005, 04:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kenner @ Nov 14 2005, 04:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by Pedro@Nov 14 2005, 03:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-qwertys

Quote:

@Nov 14 2005, 02:35 PM
Come on wuss, what's wrong, you try to flame, THEN you try to ignore me like your the good guy or something? Please.

And fine mr. wanna be mod i'll post on topic. (funny how you only started actualy acting like you gave a damn about being "proper" on this forum after getting mod eh?). People may laugh at stuff like that, but most americans and aokers are so alike, they are so sad it just isn't funny. Almost make you want to cry.

meh enf hes only a nub arcade mod lol aka no powers on the forum cept being a spam whore

lol....yeah pretty much i would have to agree there... [/b][/quote]
3rded

Riot · #16 11-14-2005, 08:53 PM

4thed

- OH SNAP there on about me, damn that 4thness

Du4l · #17 11-16-2005, 11:30 AM

im just a user with no life :P yeah americans are cocky..i hate it

Riot · #18 11-16-2005, 04:34 PM

Not all americans are like that, its just really ignorant to say that. The point of this topic is too see what people thought but not to straight up say every american is bad!

Damn dual americnas run this forum for you, americans made zone for you! You should be grateful

Du4l · #19 11-17-2005, 05:22 PM

suck me ;] if there wasnt dual..there wasnt the word cool ;D

Ima_reAl_slapEr · #20 12-02-2005, 12:35 AM

1 all american are dumb mother****ers who **** their moms from behind ****ing fat american dumb **** nerd **** all americans i wud bomb everyone ****ing american in this world. if i was binladen i wud buy a huge atomic bomb and drop it precicly in the middle of u.s. so all u fat americans can burn in hell

CzEcH · #21 12-02-2005, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ima_reAl_slapEr@Dec 1 2005, 08:35 PM
1 all american are dumb mother****ers who **** their moms from behind* ****ing fat american dumb **** nerd **** all americans i wud bomb everyone ****ing american in this world. if i was binladen i wud buy a huge atomic bomb and drop it precicly in the middle of u.s. so all u fat americans can burn in hell

you just showed to us how dumb europeans are..

congrats :\

"i would get an atomic bomb and bomb em all"

lol, an atomic bomb can destroy one city, if that..

youd need alot more then one bomb to kill EVERY american..

also, its in the middle of the U.S, theres NOTHING out there cept a bunch of farms and sand.. You wouldent kill anybody but a bunch of farmers, and a few people from vogn, like Pedro ;o

dumb euro trash, you call americans dumb, yet your dumber then every american on here...

and what makes you think were all fat?

my WHOLE school of like 1000+ kids, has only about 10 overweight people, and even they arent extremly fat...

so before you talk about america, learn some things to use against us..

and ya, bush sucks, so using that wont count as an insult..

especially since i could say blair sucks just as bad, gg thx..

edit- about the mum thing..

you're one twisted screwed up individual..

especially since my leaders werent incest, just look it up, the royal family's used to marry inside the family, so ya, looks like europeans are the ones screwing their mums..

just something to think about there kid..

GoTh · #22 12-02-2005, 06:27 AM

I don't know about you guys, but I buy my hot dogs in packs of eight.

Riot · #23 12-02-2005, 06:29 AM

lol :P i dont buy hot dogs, all that proccessed crap makes me sick, if anything a hot dog should be made with real sausage and not that soggy one from packs or tins

View Poll Results: Only in America?
Yes?	4	26.67%
No?	2	13.33%
Americans sux	1	6.67%
Im japense, i have no clue what you said.	2	13.33%
I think thats funny ^	0	0%
Im a loser with not life like the person who made this poll ? jk	1	6.67%
Im castrated at the moment, ill get back to you.	1	6.67%
I like hot dogs, burgers and fries. Im american.	4	26.67%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

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