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Riot · #1 01-22-2006, 12:45 PM

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"haha

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.haahahaha

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 'hahaha

tricksta · #2 01-22-2006, 01:23 PM

Lol that last one is tremendous ... in fact they all are!!

Good job thats brought some humour to my day

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum · #3 01-22-2006, 01:35 PM

u missed 1 go 2 walmart @ like 2-4am w/ a group of 7-15 friends and play hide and seek trust me theyll let u do it and its funnier then hell

Vapor · #4 01-22-2006, 01:42 PM

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

I like that one its funny

kenner · #5 01-22-2006, 02:19 PM

lmao there is no toilet paper

Kikaz · #6 01-22-2006, 08:14 PM

*Bump*

Lmfao keep posting them Vogn can use some more humor infact we should make a Humor Fourm in General (Dont know if their already is one but yeah that would be neat)

Riot · #7 01-23-2006, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IziOt@Jan 22 2006, 08:45 AM

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

My Favourite one :woot:

The_Waffler · #8 01-23-2006, 07:43 PM

Lmao guess what, I've done numbers 4, 6, 1, 2 and 14.

And I've did that in walmart, zellers and Canadian Tire.

Good times. :bigglass:

_F_111a · #9 01-23-2006, 08:52 PM

your a bad ass dude!

Michael · #10 01-23-2006, 09:14 PM

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

I actually did that... He asked me if he could check something on the gun and wouldn't let me look at another one. :|

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